harry: who knows? if there is, it should unfold organically…like a flower. flowers are beautiful…can we force them to bloom? let’s see what the future holds. life is a mystery. a sexy mystery.
niall: it’s gonna happen, absolutely no doubt
interviewer: niall, harry literally just said maybe not
niall: he was misquoted probably maybe
interviewer: …
niall: excuse me i gotta go strangle someone with his own dog collar and striped mohair sweater
He was very loud. I think the first time I got in serious trouble is when I pushed him off a chair because he wouldn’t stop crying. Then there was the time Harry actually tried to get me in trouble, when I told him WWF wrestling was all staged – he took it as a personal insult and as revenge told Mum that I was the worst thing he could think of… a drug dealer.