My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.
#racecar #potato #cindy elf #dog #and grandma #i think we all know who i’m talking about (via sashayed)
Tag: 1d
cockholmsyndrome-deactivated201:
all this time… louis was the true hoe….
#HOES TELL EVERYBODY! EVEN THE MAYOR!#REACH UP IN THE SKY FOR THE HO-ZONE LAYER (via 1didntsignupforthis)
3:08 in this interview.
completely based off of @bulletproofhalo‘s observation post.
remember that time Harry Styles said that if he were invisible he would use that power to go to meetings
GUYS WATCH THIS, HARRY KICKS A CUTOUT OF ZAYNS FACE FROM THE STAGE THAT WAS THROWN BEFORE BY A FAN,
THIS IS THE CUTOUT OMG
#BUT LIKE #IF YOU GUYS WANT #YOU SHOULD STOP BY MY PLACE #AND CHECK OUT THE MONUMENT #I’VE ERECTED #TO SHADY HARRY #AND HOW HE’S EMERGED #TO PROTECT LILO #THIS IS THE PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF REAPING WHAT YOU SOW #PROTECT THE BABY FOR YEARS #ALLOW HIM TO BLOSSOM INTO A MAN WITHOUT FUCKS #AND HE WILL COME BACK TO YOU #WHEN YOU GIVE THE MOST FUCKS #AND SHIELD YOU FROM PAIN (via fucknoonedirection)
Int: So this is your first album with four members…
#HE’S GOT A NOTEBOOK SOMEWHERE #SCRAWLED WITH IDEAS ON HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS QUESTION #1. PRETEND I DIDN’T NOTICE #2. COMPLAIN ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATIVE HASSLE #3. OTHER WORDS THAT START WITH Z??? (via fucknoonedirection)
Lirry and the 1D potato
#i didn’t see this interview so i assume liam and harry subscribed to a dadaist sex toy company#they pay a subscription fee and get a small box of absurdist sex toys every month#there’s never anything boring and bourgeois like a vibrator#instead it’s like oooooh an empty yoghurt container a packet of blu-tak and a potato#and lirry go right to work (via valencing)
Int: Drag Me Down, it went to the top of the charts in the UK and in 90 countries, do you still get excited about that?
# lmfao i was JUST talking about this# perfect timing hayley# harry going out of his way to check with the others# niall did you know?# louis did YOU know?# and louis’s reluctant head tilt + shrug like TECHNICALLY YES I DID# unwilling to throw liam under the bus entirely# liam entirely unaware he’s being sniped by harry# god# i LOVE THEM (x)
harry trying to break niall’s concentration during promos
how far will it go, ‘haha niall i tickled your arm’, ‘haha niall i delicately kissed your shoulder’, ‘haha niall i grabbed your weiner during an award show’, ‘haha niall i’m tenderly frenching you’, ‘haha niall we’re eloping’, ‘haha niall we’re making tender love on a bear skin rug’, ‘haha niall we grew old together and now we’re 80 year old husbands’, what pranks, what laffs, narry, is real (via agonyandagony)
326 Miles 