it’s like i always say: fuck
Author: theneversaga
You think after the Boston. Tea party someone tried to taste the harbor?
“I’m gonna drink it”
“John please, that’s saltwater”
“I want to know what it tastes like. Its gotta taste like tea”
“Yeah salty tea, that’s gross”
“I’m going to drink it, Henry”
“John-oh my god we literally dump our shit in there”
“It’s shitty cold salt tea, Henry.”
It’s not that I couldn’t love you. You’re a m a z i n g, and f e a r l e s s and clearly… s y m m e t r i c a l. You’re such a nerd.
Did Harry and Obama break up? Haven’t seen them photographed together lately
they’re just very private with their relationship & don’t like to show it off bc they fear that it’ll make people jealous but they’re still going strong
even if joan of arc could’ve used bobby pins she wouldn’t have. someone would have offered her one bc her hair was in her eyes and she would’ve been like oh no thank you and then calmly and methodically hacked off the offending hair chunk with a sword
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