me: time for sleepy 🙂

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

any person: *uses the words “one direction” in a sentence*

me for the rest of the conversation:

Awesome Childhood Spelling

allthingslinguistic:

dedalvs:

Uhh…where it says “looked” read “lopped”. lol This is based on the original tweet you see up there by Twitter user @Sal_Perez4 (see the original tweet here).

Another, similar thread by Jonathon Owen on the linguistics of this same excellent tweet.

iloveamelia:

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

louisbravado:

ARGENTINA

mapsontheweb:

In 2014 three Norwegian travelers managed to visit 19 countries in just one day.

mydarkenedeyes:

Nazar Elcansky

someday-graves:

^{Liam talks about spending time with Louis recently.}

thedailystyles:

AllysonGross: today in Things You Cannot Make Up: I was in the cafe I go to every day, working on my dissertation about @Harry_Styles, when outside the window appears…. the real human Harry Styles