Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel
imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother
Author: theneversaga
I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
holy fucking shit
good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window
me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES
a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
if i was on queer eye
bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet?
tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school?
jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends
antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food
karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.)
Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.
haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT
why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that









