georgewashingtontho:

georgewashingtontho:

You think after the Boston. Tea party someone tried to taste the harbor?

“I’m gonna drink it”

“John please, that’s saltwater”

“I want to know what it tastes like. Its gotta taste like tea”

“Yeah salty tea, that’s gross”

“I’m going to drink it, Henry”

“John-oh my god we literally dump our shit in there”

“It’s shitty cold salt tea, Henry.”