beggars-opera:

rapid-apathy:

tavsancuk:

rapid-apathy:

tavsancuk:

This is an actual page from an actual English text book used in Wilhelmshaven, Germany.

what the actual fuck, that’s supposed to be English?

It was a lesson in American slang (to my knowledge no one has ever spoken like this, but…)
All of the underlined words were vocabulary.
I really wish I was making this up.

American slang?? It’s like some bizarre pirate ebonics jibberish, lol. Did Merkel do this?

Now you too can talk like someone in a 1970s blaxploitation movie!