sashayed:

imperatorkhaleesi:

gehayi:

morecolorfulmetaphors:

morecolorfulmetaphors:

breakfastautocrat:

In light of threats to the National Park Service on Twitter, follow @AltUSNatParkSer on twitter for more of the National Park Service’s unexpected rebellion.

Also:

@BadHombreNPS

@RogueNASA 

@Alt_NASA

@altUSEPA

@AltUSForestService

@Alt_CDC

@AltHHS

@AltFDA

@Alt_NIH

@AltUSDA

Salute the #RogueRangers

Guys, it’s a stampede:

@ActualEPAFacts

@AltMountRainierNPS

@AltUSFWS

@AltSmithsonian

@AltGlacierNPS

@AltLassenNPS

Don’t forget 

@ScienceMarchDC

FUCK IT UP!!!!!

i haven’t checked any of these sources so like grain of salt but you know what? guys? this is just the best.