i can’t freakin believe how many times sean spicer brought up king baby’s hurt feelings at the press briefing like what is this freudian psychodrama omg

valencing:

“But I will tell you that it’s not – it’s not just about a crowd size. It’s about this constant – you know, he’s not going to run. Then if
he runs, he’s going to drop out. Then if he runs, he can’t win, there’s
no way he can win Pennsylvania, there’s no way he can win Michigan. Then, if won, it’s oh, well he – there is this constant theme to
undercut the enormous support that he has. And I think that it’s just
unbelievably frustrating when you’re continually told it’s not big
enough, it’s not good enough, you can’t win.”

ARE…ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CROWD SIZE

“Hold on – because I – I think it’s important. He’s gone out there and
defied the odds over and over and over again. And he keeps getting told
what he can’t do by this narrative that’s out there. And he exceeds it
every single time. And I think there’s an overall frustration when you
– when you turn on the television over and over again and get told that
there’s this narrative that you didn’t win. You weren’t going to run.
You can’t pick up this state.”

THIS IS LIKE WHEN SOME MASS MURDERER IN A MOVIE IS GIVEN A BACKSTORY LIKE “WELL MY DAD TOLD ME I WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING” AND THEN WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD FOR HIM LIKE??????

“We want to have a healthy dialogue, not just with you but the
American people because he’s fighting for jobs, he’s fighting to make
this country safer. But when you’re constantly getting told that
can’t be true, we doubt that you can do this, this won’t happen, and
that’s the narrative when you turn on television every single day, it’s a
little frustrating.”

HE LITERALLY….CAN’T SHUT UP ABOUT THIS? THE WHOLE TRUMP CONCEPT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT CARNAGE AMERICA IS URGENTLY DYING AND HE ALONE CAN FIX IT BUT UWU FIRST TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS PAIN???

“And I think that for those people around him, his senior team
especially, but so many of the other folks that are either here in the
administration, that gave up their time during the transition, they left
a job to work for three or four weeks because they are so committed to
having his nominees get through, it’s a little demoralizing to turn on
the TV day after day and hear, can’t do this, this guy’s not going to
get confirmed, not way they’re going to go through.”

OH HIS STAFF ARE HURTING TOO THAT’S SO SAD THEY WERE FORCED TO WORK FOR A FASCIST IT’S LITERALLY DAY THREE BUCKLE UP ASSHOLES

And I think that it’s important to understand, that whether it’s the
president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers
or the people who are out there just in America that voted for him or
walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no, no,
no and watch him go yes, yes, yes every time and to come up to the next
hurdle and see someone put a block up gets a little frustrating.

HOW IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS? LITERALLY HOW? IS THIS REAL LIFE???

“And then to hear, “Well, look at this shot,” and it’s not – “It wasn’t
that big.” It’s a little demoralizing because when you’re sitting there
and you’re looking out and you’re in awe of just how awesome that view
is and how many people are there and you go back and you turn on the
television and you see shots of comparing this and that.”

CAN U IMAGINE FOR ONE MINUTE IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT AND DECIDED TO SPEND HER FIRST DAYS AS PRESIDENT CRYING ABOUT HOW PPL DIDN’T LIKE HER ENOUGH AND SENDING HER PRESS SECRETARY OUT TO DELIVER TEN-PART ARIAS ABOUT HOW NO ONE IS NICE TO HER?? CAN U IMAGINE THE CONTEMPT, THE DERISION, THE DEGRADING COMMENTS ABOUT FEMININE WEAKNESS?

“Because it’s not – because that’s what I’m saying, you’re minimizing
the point here, Jim. It’s not about one Tweet. It’s not about one
picture. It’s about a constant theme. It’s about sitting here every time
and being told no. ‘Well, we don’t think he can do that, he’ll never
accomplish that, he can’t win that, it won’t be the biggest, it’s not
gonna be that good. The crowds aren’t that big, he’s not that
successful.’"

BY THE WAY, REMEMBER WHEN THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA WAS THAT WE’VE GONE SOFT AND WE DON’T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND WE WANT PARTICIPATION TROPHIES AND WE CAN’T HANDLE STRAIGHT TALK? LOL

“The narrative – and the default narrative is always
negative and it’s demoralizing. And I think that when you sit here and
you realize the sacrifice the guy made, leaving a very, very successful
business because he really cares about this country and he wants –
despite your partisan differences, he cares about making this country
better for everybody. He wants to make it safer for everybody. And so
when you wake up everyday and that’s what you’re seeing over and over
again and you’re not seeing stories about the Cabinet folks that he’s
appointing or the success that he’s having trying to keep American jobs
here. Yes, it is a little disappointing.”

DONALD TRUMP WAKES UP EVERY DAY AND FEELS SAD THAT WE DON’T APPRECIATE HIS INCREDIBLE SACRIFICE THAT WE DIDN’T ASK FOR, THANK YOU FOR THIS POIGNANT WORD PICTURE SEAN SPICER

“There are things – there’s a lot of things that he’s done
already, a lot of amazing people that he’s appointed, a lot of success
that he’s having. And it would be once – nice once in a while
for someone just to say – report it straight up, he appointed this
person, here’s their background. Not why they’re not gonna get
nominated, not why it’s not gonna happen.”

SEAN SPICER @ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS: PLEASE STOP HURTING HIS FEELINGS BY DOING YOUR JOB

HERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE PRESS BRIEFING/THERAPY SESSION/SEAN SPICER’S DREAM JOURNAL