#dopey angel Harry Styles loves to watch humans go about their day#he has his eyes on sweet gentle hearted lunkhead Liam Payne#‘what does he love so much about the Funky Buddha?’ Harry asks his angel pal zayn#‘what do Abs feel like???’#‘would that I had mortal flesh and could know’#Harry disguises himself as an ordinary person and answers sweet dumb Liam’s craigslist ad for a roommate#ppl are always asking Liam why his friend is so weird. ‘How come he tried to put your iPhone in his mouth??’ they ask suspiciously#’why is he always asking dogs where they’re going? why does he watch the faucet for fun like a weird cat??’#GUYS HES FROM LIKE…..ICELAND OR SOMEWHERE! Liam hisses defensively#DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM. HES TRYING TO LEARN#’Hey Liam what is this flower’s name?’ Harry demands stumbling over on his weird bendy legs#drags Liam over to the sidewalk. ‘oh…that’s not a flower Harry. it’s a snickers wrapper’#’it’s beautiful’ Harry breathes in awe#’this world is truly a miracle.’#LIRRY#CITY OF ZAYNGELS (via @sashayed)
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