harry: who knows? if there is, it should unfold organically…like a flower. flowers are beautiful…can we force them to bloom? let’s see what the future holds. life is a mystery. a sexy mystery.
niall: it’s gonna happen, absolutely no doubt
interviewer: niall, harry literally just said maybe not
niall: he was misquoted probably maybe
interviewer: …
niall: excuse me i gotta go strangle someone with his own dog collar and striped mohair sweater