reasons why footballers should pick me to be their wag:
- i’m pretty cute
- football is my life
- i’ll actually give a shit about your career and your games and your fitness
- i’ll want to go to all of your games (even tho that’s not always possible)
- i’m not after your money, just your love
- i’d walk around our house in nothing but your jersey
- i’ll be super supportive of you through the good times and bad
- all this applies unless you want to play for man united