OKAY THIS IS GREAT BUT WHAT COMES BEFORE IT IS ABSOLUTELY PEAK HARRY AND I RECOMMEND CLICKING THROUGH TO THE VIDEO TO WATCH IT. He spots a woman in the crowd and HONES IN ON HER and says hello, references the shirt she’s wearing so she knows he’s talking to her, and then says, “If you don’t mind, I would guess that you were thirty-four.” He then proceeds to ask her what her first concert ever was, and she tells him (with the aid of the entire section around her so that he can hear her) that it was THE BEACH BOYS, because of course this woman is actually somewhere in her sixties or so. He then asks her what her SECOND concert was, and the answer is THE BEATLES. Harry’s next move is to instruct the entire crowd to take a seat because THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE and asks her what her third concert is. He clarifies that he’s kidding, but also says THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US AS A PART OF YOUR COLLECTION which just like MURDER ME, I am SO ANGRY at how Harry and this entire band actually GETS that being a fan can be a LIFELONG PURSUIT and that it’s not something that just ENDS for everyone at a certain age and THAT IS A GREAT THING. WE ARE ALL THAT WOMAN.
AND THEN she tells him (which he repeats back and also we can see it on the big screens) that out of all the concerts she’s seen, One Direction in Foxboro on September 12, 2015 is the BEST ONE. And like HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT THAT THEY’RE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES AND THE BEACH BOYS????? WELL, if you’re Harry Styles, the answer is to IMMEDIATELY CALL HER CHEEKY AND START FLIRTING WITH HER LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DO A LITTLE STRUT AWAY FROM HER SO THAT SHE CAN SEE YOUR BUTT. AND TELL HER DON’T STOP I REALLY LIKE IT.
HARRY YOU ARE A GODDAMN DELIGHT.
Best of the Banter: Don’t Stop Winking at Me, I Like it. (I kept the original post here because I love the comments.
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