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sashayed:

sashayed:

harrysmovie:

reblog and tag what 1d related ship would make the best amazing race team.. i wanna settle this

#it’s nessie you dummies don’t even #niall would be the best team mate of the five because he does the least harm #harry and zayn would be dead fucking weight #they would rely on the kindness of foreign strangers #liam cannot read #a map directions you name it liam cannot read it #louis would be extremely helpful bc he’s so competitive #BUT CONVERSELY HE’D TURN ON HIS PARTNER #niall has bad knees which would be a problem for any teammate except bressie #who can just wear him as a backpack #affable irish lads do well backpacking around the world #they’d win #haylor would be real competition tho #especially if taylor left harry for dead by the side of the road somewhere ( @vincentpriceless )

this is one HUNDRED percent exquisite and correct except i posit that liam CAN read a map, he just doesn’t understand scale

everyone’s in the tags like “what about narry?” what ABOUT narry??? girl we all love this petunia bouquet of a pairing but are we thinking of the same…..how exactly would that…..are u sure u mean narry?

this guy

plus this guy?

this narry??? is this the………is this how they 

is this how they win the amazing race

#maybe if the entire route was downhill they could win by gravity #niall trying so hard to get somewhere while harry suggests various reasons they should have sex instead of going there #THAT’S NOT HOW U WIN HARRY #NARRY #2 dolphins making love in a kiddie pool (@sashayed)