harry: psttt. pssssttt. mr. nolan
director: what is it, mr. styles?
harry: i know you said there’s no wifi. and i totally respect that.
harry: but i just hit a triple word score AND a double letter score in scrabble and i have to instagram it in b&w
harry: you don’t happen to like… have the password for the wifi? i promise i won’t tell the others
harry: i know you’ve been getting lonely all alone on the ocean in this big ol boat… your wife waiting for you to return……… … … ….
director: harry we’ve been gone for three days
harry: three days is a long time
director: i have to go, it’s my turn to cook the gruel for supper-
harry: WAIT !!!!!!!
harry: i could make it… worth your while 😉
harry: if you know what i mean
director: harry we all know what you mean.
harry: *whispers sensually* a triple word score –
director: harry-
harry: – and a double letter score
director: please let go of me
harry: the word was plantain-
director: okay
harry: it’s like a banana
director: harry please
exclusive footage of harry on the dunkirk war boat
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