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A FEW MORE IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT THE SIX ACTORS PORTRAYING “HARRY STYLES”

• All are Aquarians except Fortinbras, who was born at sea on an undetermined date between June 14 and October 3.
• If you placed all the wigs required to maintain the “Harry Styles” charade end-to-end, you could make a wig bridge from Winnepeg to Minneapolis.
• Garbo’s “tattoos” are actually birthmarks.
• An assistant coroner for the city of Los Angeles ruled Harold’s death “inevitable,” the first ever to be so classified.
• Reptoid has a severe wheat allergy and swallows eggs whole.
• You might think the one who is friends with Nick Grimshaw would be Jebward, but you would be wrong. It’s Bart in Jebward’s clothes. 
• Jebward doesn’t have friends, but he does have a special consultant to verify that his quinoa is ethically sourced.