wasnt prepared for that question

friend: why do you ship ryden

me: *claps hands*

*lecture hall suddenly folds up from the ground*

me: *hands them a copy of throam to read ‘over break’*

me: *steps behind podium*

me: *starts slideshow with literally hundreds of thousands of pictures and gifs*

me: testing 1 2 3 is this thing on

me: *shuffles notecards*

me: *clears throat*

me: what a random question I’m not sure how to answer that