fucknoonedirection:

gogoartqueen:

zaintheunparalleled:

how many times did zayn try to add fuck and that other nasty shit into 1d songs ‘no zayn we cant name the song pussyproof’

#i like the idea that absolutely no one else in 1D has ever been horny #only zayn has ever been horny #zayn the virgin #ZAYN #THE VIRGIN #LIKE JANE #GET IT #HE LOVE SEX

I like the thought that he was missing all the innuendo because he didn’t get it. Like Louis is like “how about this line Zayn – waking up beside you I’m a loaded gun…” And Zayn’s like “no no it should be about SEX Louis like – waking up beside you and I wanna fuck you…”