sashayed:

herstrionics:

2015 in the one direction fandom is like a never-ending verse of “we didn’t start the fire,” like i’m just over here waiting patiently for the right moment to yell “WE DIDN’T START THE FIYAH” and take a breather but i can’t because OOPS THERE ARE MORE THINGS TO LIST

Eleanor fucking jets, Liam has some secret pets / Zayn left, we’re bereft, Niall golfed and fell. / Pregnant Louis being coy, Sea World, Naughty Boy / Twitter fights, sleepless nights, everyone’s in hell. / People say the baby’s fake, Zayn and Perrie on a break, WHAT IS THIS, RICKI LAKE? HOW MUCH WILL I HAVE TO TAKE????