#shitty vampire fakes literacy to create a sense of atmosphere ( @agonyandagony )
#shitty vampire harry styles closes his leather-bound book and looks up dramatically as niall enters his velveteen boudoir #“ahhh my fair one. at last. welcome….to my lair” #“are you holding that book upside down” niall asks #“who knows” says shitty vampire harry mysteriously #“who can say” (via sashayed)