“ummmmmmmm,,” protests gentle, terrible cowpoke liam payne. “idk if i can ride a horse that talks.”
“it’s fine,” says elegant stallion harry styles, clomping his glittery hooves. “it’s totally normal.”
“Okay,” says liam,
“are these oats organic,” prancing pony harry styles asks earnestly as liam shrugs and squints into the sunset
anyway idk how this love story for the ages ends yet but i do know that in the movie adaptation, the very last scene before we roll credits is self-aware Appaloosa harry styles looking directly into the camera and saying sagely, “this time i’m ready to run.”
can u believe they’re still learning from each other after all these years