KEFF is STRONG AND CAPABLE AND SIMPLE, he built a table with found lumber but sometimes he forgets to tie his shoes
FARIANA has been LOCKED IN HIS MANSION FOR DAYS, probably trapped inside a magic mirror
GUS only loves his BARBECUE and EVERYTHING
LORB is OPENING HIS OWN NUDE YOGA STUDIO for rich models and we are all very proud of him for following his dreams
PODZO has escaped police custody YET AGAIN
KEFF can’t sleep bc he’s pretty sure he put his foot in his mouth on social media and INADVERTENTLY UPSET SOMEONE
FARIANA has hired an incredibly expensive and judgmental HAIR STYLIST for his DOG
GUS has rsvp’d to TWO CONFLICTING HOUSEWARMING PARTIES held on THE SAME DAY
LORB has concerns that he is developing a sensitivity to WHEATBERRIES
PODZO threw his WIIMOTE at and SUBSEQUENTLY SHATTERED his ENORMOUS FLATSCREEN TV after being beaten by the computer in bowling
i would like to hear about your sons and one discretion members KEFF, FARIANA, GUS, LORB, and PODZO please and thank you
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