TELL ME UR LOUIS TOMLINSON BABY NAME GUESSES PLS

rubdown:

GIVEN THE FACT that Louis is a Young Eccentric Wealthy Englishman (YEWE) and the beautiful mother of the child we are all screaming aunties to is living in Los Angeles aka City of Crazy Ass Celebrity Names Angels, this kid has got to end up having some fucked up as hell name. My guesses? MY guesses????? WELL, since you asked.

Dumpling Grace Tomlinson (Dumpy for short)

Pussywillow Transylvania Tomlinson (Willie for short)

So Many Tomlinson (Suzie for short) 

Fragrant Oolong Tomlinson (Oozy for short)

Simon Cowell Tomlinson (Simon Cowell for short)

Lost And Insecure You Found Me Tomlinson (Fifi for short)

Racetraitor Mountain Tomlinson (Trazza for short)

Cinnamilk Splash Park Tomlinson (Splazza for short)

Sick Ollie Tomlinson (Sicky for short)

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas Tomlinson (Al for short)

Liamina Harrienne Niallbel Tomlinson (Liam, Jr. for short)

AND U? WHAT ARE UR PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUCKED UP AS HELL NAME THIS KID ABOUT TO HAVE??????