harrythighles:

sashayed:

#au where liam and harry are really bad detectives (@moondoggiestyle)

#please #god yes #2 incompetent poirots #“someone definitely…is dead” harry says after a long contemplative silence #“i expect it’s the one on the floor” liam suggests #“with the poker sticking out of his eyeball” #“and the post-it that says VENGEANCE on his forehead” #“could be a murder” harry says #“could be” liam agrees #“could be” (via sashayed)