science-of-noise:

scotttumbls:

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

estifi:

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

adventuresineclecticism:

You don’t choose linguistics
Linguistics chooses you

Linguistics isn’t chosen by you
You are chosen by linguistics
It isn’t linguistics that you choose
It is you who linguistics chooses

2sɢ.sᴜʙ choose-ᴘʀᴇs.ɴᴇɢ-2sɢ linguistics
linguistics choose-ᴘʀᴇs-3sɢ 2sɢ.ᴏʙᴊ

/ju doʊnt tʃuz lɪŋˈɡwɪstɪks/
/lɪŋˈɡwɪstɪks tʃuzəz ju/

[_tp[_npI] [_vpdidn’t [_vpchoose [_np[linguistics]]]]]

[_tp[_npLinguistics] [_vpchose [_npme]]]

∃x∃y(you(x) ^ linguistics(y) ^ ¬choose(x,y) ^ choose(y,x))