this is like if your lady friends got together and got you a handsome stripper for your (mumblemumbleth) birthday, bc you’re still young n vibrant dammit, and liam shows up at your door looking equal parts bashful and bangdownable in his construction vest and toolbelt, anyway everyone has a lot of rosé and blah blah he gets naked you get your groove back everything’s delightful, but then once he’s done and he has his pants back on hangs around and fixes your sink, ‘i actually know how to use these pretty well’ he says gesturing to the wrench next to his dick, liam payne, competent male stripper (via agonyandagony)
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